There is nothing like falling in love with new...
This blog is messed up so I made a new one..if its...
could you please go follow my new one? I’m attempting to go through and follow all of you but I’m following over 300 people so it would take hours. pweeese. http://narlybookworm.tumblr.com/
Can anyone tell me why it wont let me save my...
I keep trying to change it but it won’t let me..it won’t save the changes. and I can’t get to anyones ask box..its saying “this feature has not been added” or some shit. HELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP
It wont let me change my theme and it kept saying you need to change your password.. suspicious behavior or some shit..fuck guess im gonna have to create a new one..again.
When I click to ask someone a question is saying...
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHYYYYYYY????????
“I have weird feelings about …pretzels” “Well they’re here, when ever you want them.” Gah I love these 2.
When you go would you even turn to say “I don’t love you like I did yesterday– I Don’t Love You - My Chemical Romance
cosmo-sex-tips asked: Who hasn't seen mean girls?
iphone420: Boys who wear flip flops need a stern talking to People that are idiots need a stern talking to
Cosmo sex tip #367
cosmo-sex-tips: While having sex, suddenly stop before she reaches orgasm and say “And none for gretchen weiners, bye” and walk out of the room. FUCK YOU THIS IS PERFECT..well unless that person has never seen mean girls.
Cosmo sex tip #548
cosmo-sex-tips: as she’s about to give you a handjob, yell “PULL THE LEVER KRONK!”
dutchslut: I may be a little weird but at least i didnt write fifty shades of grey THIS IS PERFECT
the-corpse: For every restroom you go into, write ‘walrus’ on the wall. Just do it okay. Concerts, restaurants, movie theaters…whatever just write walrus So then you know… some other tumblr person has sat on that same toilet
it’s a friday night. all the other girls are out in miniskirts at nightclubs. im at home in my pajamas, hair tied back, no makeup on, drawing a pentagram on my floor and lighting candles to summon satan because i have always been unique thats just who i am. ahaha
ayyitssyds: chachiinspired: Make It Nasty - Chachi Gonzales & Moon lol homo films <3
My dad legit just said..
“Life sucks and then you marry one.” UHm..dad?
You guys, You aren’t a real lesbian unless you own American Eagle boxer briefs.
reblog if you're unattractive and awkward.
WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL CAT!!!???
All of my friends: I'm in a happy relationship, you know we're engaged now and talking about raising a family.
Me: You know I was thinking about getting a cat the other day.